Book Blurb
Tracy's the new girl in the office.
A sassy nineteen year old with an eye for cloned fashion and an ear for the latest gossip, she reveals all in a series of emails written to her friend, Emma.
Tracy doesn't spare anyone's blushes as she dishes the dirt on friends, family, and foes. If something is worth hearing, it is worth telling... Everyone gets the Tracy Treatment, her benefit-fiddling father, her porn obsessed boyfriend, even her pocket billiards champion boss. Not forgetting the office's serial bum pincher and his latest conquest, the office tart.
Behind Tracy's wide eyed innocence and reassuring smile lies a muck spreader of the highest calibre.
No secret is safe.
BLOG TOUR REVIEWÂ
Review for 'Tracy's Hot Mail' by T.A Belshaw.Â
Read and reviewed for ZooLoos Book Tours and T.A Belshaw.Â
Publication Date 17th February 2016.Â
This is the first book I have read by this author. It is also the first book in the 'Tracy's Hot Mail' series.Â
This novel consists of 25 chapters/emwile. The chapters are short in length so possible to read 'just one more chapter' before bed...OK, I know yeah right, but still just in case!
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This may be the first book I have read by TA Belshaw but I can promise you it won't be the last!!! As soon as I've written this up I'm off to add all his books to my wishlist.Â
I absolutely love, love, LOVED reading this novella!!! I genuinely cannot remember the last time I laughed so much or so hard!! It is such a refreshing larger than life read. I absolutely devoured it in less than 2 hours and got quite a few funny looks when I burst out laughing while reading it outside the school waiting for my son... I advise you not to do this!! I literally laughed out loud and had tears streaming down my eyes. I have read many books that made me laugh but very few that had my jaw dropping one second and then howling in laughter the next within the first few sentences!!! I loved the double entendres that were littered throughout this book and TA Belshaw placed them perfectly!!!Â
I absolutely love the fact that this book is written in the format of emails as it means you can easily finish a chapter quickly and then pick up back where you left off when your ready, not that I needed to do this as I flew through it so quickly. It is such an easy and fast paced read you can easily read it in your lunch break. Pick up this book and get ready to meet the most strangest, naive, pervy people you have ever met!!! Tracy constantly made me laugh with her naivety and TA Belshaw captured her essence perfectly in his writing while also showing what life can be like for young women. Tracy was definitely entertaining with her naivety but some of the things that she did were also worthy of a cringe award!! The gossip that Tracy writes to Emma about include her family, her work, her nights out, her ex and so much more. Although Tracy. Is extremely dippy she is also a very likable character and I can't wait to see what she gets up to next!!!Â
Pick up your copy today to “meet“ Tracy andÂ
*Her Dad who is a benefit cheat with a new job with fiddles.Â
*Her Mum who likes to make sure she has plenty of food!Â
*Her Ex Simon who spends more time watching p0rn than her.Â
*Her Three Bosses:
-Mr Winkle who is a happy chappy with a funny walk and a lisp. -Mr Blunt who likes to get up close and personal with his staff when he slaps their bums and much more.Â
-Mr Tugger who is constantly playing with a certain something in his pocket.Â
*Olivia 'the office tart' who spends alot of her time in Mr Blunts office much to the despair of Mrs Blunt who tried to pull a fireman's trousers off thinking he was a stripper.Â
*Ms Broad beam who gets her butt stuck getting out of her boyfriends carÂ
*Mr Pranger her driving instructor who likes to test her on how she gets in and out of the car in a skirtÂ
*Spotty Irene who tries all sorts to clear her faceÂ
*Petrol Pauline who may or may not be pregnant with Barry the Brake's surrogate baby but does Mike the mechanic know more than he is letting on?Â
*Tommy Tightpecs who is the office's version of the guy from the Diet Coke advert.Â
A HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to TA Belshaw on what promises to be a massive best seller!!! The most hilarious book I have read this year! Welcome to my favourite author list TA Belshaw and here's to your next explosive and hilarious success 🥂!!!Â
Overall a fast paced, hilarious and cheeky laugh a minute book that will have tears streaming down your face!!
Genres covered in this book include Humour, Modern Fiction, Satire, Women's Contemporary Fiction, Humourous Fiction and Satire Fiction amongst others.Â
75 pages.
This book is just £1.99 to purchase on kindle or free on kindle unlimited (at time of review) and £4.99 for paperback via Amazon which I think is an absolute bargain for this book!!!Â
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Author Bio
T A Belshaw is from Derbyshire in the United Kingdom where he shares a house with his chatty rescue cat, Mia. He writes for both children and adults. A former miner and computer technician, Trevor studied Advanced Creative Writing at the Open University. He is the author of Tracy's Hot Mail, Tracy's Celebrity Hot Mail and the noir, suspense novella, Out of Control. Following the sudden death of his wife in 2015 Trevor took a five-year break from writing, returning during lockdown in 2020, when an injury forced him to take time off work. The result of this new creative burst was the Dual Timeline, Family Saga, Unspoken and the Historical Cosy Crime Whodunnit, Murder at the Mill.
Trevor signed his first contract with Spellbound Books Ltd in April 2021. He signed a further mullti-book contract with them in the spring of 2022.
His short stories have been published in various anthologies including 100 Stories for Haiti, 50 Stories for Pakistan, Another Haircut, Shambelurkling and Other Stories, Deck the Halls, 100 Stories for Queensland and The Cafe Lit anthology 2011, 2012 and 2013. He also has two pieces in Shambelurklers Return. 2014
Trevor is also the author of 15 children's adventure books written under the name of Trevor Forest.
His children's poem, Clicking Gran, was long listed for the Plough prize (children's section) in 2009 and his short poem, My Mistake, was rated Highly Commended and published in an anthology of the best entries in the Farringdon Poetry Competition.
Trevor's articles have been published in magazines as diverse as Ireland's Own, The Best of British and First Edition.
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Website : https://trevorbelshaw.com/
Buy Links
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